A small girl child with a princess doll (you know it's a princess because she's wearing a tiara and pink) comes over and stares up at Al. The princess doll is covered with fake blood and is holding a sword. The sword is also blood stained.
The girl came in with Theo and a group of some red headed adults. Very Irish from their accent.
"Nuh uh. Theo said you were Al Capercorn and then Rory said that you were a famous gangster and that means you killed people. But apparently not wear saggy pants so people can see your underwear."
Her logic is simple. And she seems like killing people is AWESOME.
The kid is persistent-- or at least smarter than the average bear. He won't be insistent as to suggest she's stupid, but he won't affirm anything either. She's all of, what, five? Six?
"That's not a gangster, that's a loser."
No, people that know what they're doing have tailors and have their suits custom made.
"Well, they call themselves gangsters but they're really kind of stupid because what sort of person shoves their guns down the front of their pants where they can shoot off their balls and if you're wearing your pants so saggy then you won't be able to run away from people who are trying to kill you and it's just silly." She takes a deep breath. "Uncle Rory says that gangsters today have no class."
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The girl came in with Theo and a group of some red headed adults. Very Irish from their accent.
"Hi! Uncle Rory says you kill people."
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"Your uncle's pulling your leg. I'm a bartender."
Who may or may not do some work on the side.
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Her logic is simple. And she seems like killing people is AWESOME.
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"That's not a gangster, that's a loser."
No, people that know what they're doing have tailors and have their suits custom made.
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"Well, they call themselves gangsters but they're really kind of stupid because what sort of person shoves their guns down the front of their pants where they can shoot off their balls and if you're wearing your pants so saggy then you won't be able to run away from people who are trying to kill you and it's just silly." She takes a deep breath. "Uncle Rory says that gangsters today have no class."